Gran and I

I am over at Gran’s, I just took out her Pug, an awesome bulldog, some say a Pug is a lot of dog in a small space. He is funny and I like taking care of him, taking him for walks and he loves belly rubs. Gran loves him and wants him to be taken out a few times a day to reduce bladder strain.I see a number of pairs of half-glasses, all with nicely beaded chains in pearls or clear glass beads with a few colored beads as well, these are silver or gold half-moon or the half-square style I call Granny’s, and for who knows what reason they get me turned on down under. One pair of gold half-rounds by her end of the sofa with the stifle lamp a pair in the kitchen a pair of gold Granny’s by her Baldwin Model L piano in her piano room.When I see Gran in half-glasses, that does something for me, they get me hard, as do her black and silver ovals, the traditional librarian’s glasses with the half-moons in the bottom to read stock market numbers and phone books. I always make sure they are sparkling clean when I finish having my way with them, feeling that Gran would never know what is going on with them and her grandson.Gran retired but you wouldn’t think so, she is always running off to someplace or other like an antique show or a cultural event. She can be so warm and loving or so business-like and it seems like no Ankara bayan escort one can ever really get timein to talk to her.It is a few days later and Gran asks me to come over to her place and I do so. It is a cool slightly damp day and she has an old Glenwood laundry heater going and the place is quite cozy. She also has coffee put up and oatmeal cookies to boot.”Harv, I want to thank you very much for taking care of my Pug Bandit, I really do appreciate it and I am sure his bladder does as well.””He is a fun dig Gran, funny and he really seems to be quite deliberate in what and when he wants something.””Harv, you ride a motorcycle, and you’re around twenty-three years old so I know I am going to get an honest answer from you, right?”She is something else, donning a pair of silver half-moon style glasses hanging from a glass neck chain with small purple beads in it.”Would you know how some short and curlies found their way into my beaded glasses chain?” Gran asks me, not in an angry voice, but more like slightly miffed and curious.”I know Gran enough that trying to wangle my way out of something is so not going to work and if I am honest, this could work out.”Yes Gran, I know all about that, I was taking care of some needs and they were very nice to do things with.”I Escort bayan Ankara know Gran wanted me to be honest with her but is there such a thing as too much honesty? I decide to mention her patent black hi heels as they also have quite the effect on my anatomy.She is in her chair with her chin sitting on her thumb and forefinger, her elbow on her knee, “So Harv, what led to this event happening?””Well, Gran, to be flat out with it – you.””Continue…””Gran I never had girlfriends in school, never bothered going to the Prom either, No girl, what is the sense of going to the prom. Anyway, I’d rather hang out with an older woman. I do that at work anyway over at Defiance Textiles up in the folding or finishing dept. Gran, older women are great to talk to. I mean there are a few ladies I am friendly with, I talk to them a lot about various things and the way they dress…””Really? Why?”Well from my experience, it is like whenever I talk to a girl my age, somehow it seems she thinks I want to do her.””Do you want to do her?” Asks Gran in a pleasant way.”NO.”Gran is cleaning her silver half-moon-style glasses with the hem of her skirt. Those reading glasses are sparkling and I am getting hard.”Why do you not want to, as you call it, do her? Frankly, I haven’t heard Bayan escort Ankara that in quite a while, the usual expression is to ‘jump her bones.””Well Gran, I guess you think I am like every other guy huh? A wolf? Do her but have no idea about her at all? Aside from the fact I could have done someone’s sister and have a few guys meet with me with six-inch blades.””Harv, you are quite serious. I’m sorry, I had no idea you are much more mature than I realized.””Gran I used to talk to the school’s Librarian, a very nice woman who knew so much, she may have known I liked her looks. I know I had thoughts about her and maybe because she got me thinking of Aunt Bea from Andy of Mayberry…””Did you have a crush on Frances Bavier?””Maybe. Anyway Gran I know what I was doing was symbolically loving you, I guess some could get their bra straps twisted, saying you’re twisted but I really don’t care what some think, it keeps me from looking at things from different venues if all our thoughts have to stay in the box, we might never think outside the box.””Well yes, some could and would say that those are incestuous thoughts, Frankly I think it was really rather sweet what you were doing, If everyone never did what they thought could be nice, millions of people would be in the class of the living dead.””So Gran, since you’re being so nice about this, could I take you out to dinner?””What is the matter with you? Do you honestly think I’d pass up a good dinner?””Where do you want to go Gran?””I’m thinkin’ Italian.””When?””How about now?””You mean like right now – now?””That’s right Harv a nice salad, breadsticks, red wine…”